From the trials and tribulations of pooping at work, to the alluring temptations of a sexy Santa Claus, this book answers all of life’s pressing questions. Why are we here? Who is in my bed, and why haven’t they left yet? What is the funniest joke ever? Three out of four of these questions will be answered and more. Dinosaur gods grant gender transitions, and there are full-on gay orgies, so buckle grandma in for this one.<br/><br/>Eggplant Emoji is a literary journal… but for comedy. It’s prose fiction with a sense of humor, featuring a variety of authors from around the globe. Comedy is the hardest genre to write, and we are proud to present the funniest stories we can find.