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If you're anything like me, you have planners littering your house that have two, three, maaaaybe ten pages completed and then... nothing. I could make the claim that this planner will be different, but let's be honest here, shall we? We know what's going to happen. We do. Still, I hope you get some fun out of this thing. A laugh or two. Maybe you'll end up accomplishing a goal or three too. Lemme know if you do! Contents: January: We start out strong--as always--and then descend into chaos. This will feel normal to you. Comfortable even. February: More chaos. March:... April: Okay, come on. We can do this. Let's DO THIS. May: Shoot, we didn't do this. June: Where's the planner again? Oh, right, I used it as a bookmark in that OTHER book I was going to read. July: It's SUMMER. I'm not planning shit. August: Okay, back at it. This time we're doing it. September: Crap. October: ALREADY? November: Ungh. Too. Tired. December: I FORGOT TO BUY ANYTHING FOR ANYONE! WTH KIND OF PLANNER IS THIS?! And scene.