**Ice queen Ayers and Iowan girl King are back chasing a crazy story and planning one big fat wedding in this lesbian romance sequel to *The Red Files*.** What do a stolen food-delivery robot, a woman from the past, and a bizarre scheme to microchip military veterans have in common? The infamous Caustic Queen, DC bureau chief Catherine Ayers, would love to find out but she has a lot on her plate right now. She and her fiancée, reporter Lauren King, are busy meeting the family and wedding planning in Lauren’s home town in Iowa. That means facing a lot of beefy mechanic brothers, a haughty cat, and the sharp-tongued Meemaw. Catherine’s sure she can play nice with everyone. Well, pretty sure. How hard can it be, anyway? This twisty romance sequel to *The Red Files* is about the family we can’t choose, and the one that chooses us.