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"People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me." - Donald TrumpPeople love you, alright. But not in the way you think, Mr. Get-Rich-Off-Of-Daddy's-Tit. People love to mock you. People love to shower you with disrespect. If it was an option, people would drop a steaming pile of sloppy feces on your name. When you pass away, people would line up just to piss on your grave. But that wouldn't matter to you, would it? The golden showers would come at a price, and boy would people fork over the cash. Regardless, you are the president of the United States of America, and I will raise a glass to you and give you that much. I'' call you President, but with it comes a whole nasty serving of unadulterated ridicule. This issue of Deadman's Tome is all about you, Mr. Trump. Dark, twisted, satirical tales at your expense, plus with a interview you had with me that you may not recall. I hope you enjoy.