Author Description

YES, I NAMED MY DAUGHTER GAYLORD FOCKER. SO FOCKING WHAT! could be on t-shirts. Certainly, it is a top that would get attention or be a good birthday gift. However, it is a book written by a guy, Joseph Joel, who lives in Pennsylvania with his cat but loves dog, too.This book is something that a reader cannot help but notice because of the reference to Gaylord Focker, who you may recall is the hilarious character from two hit movies starring Ben Stiller as an unlucky nurse inheriting a dictator of a father-in-law who brings him constant bad luck. However, it is not a book about film either. It is not a gay book. There is no gay pride flag or flamboyant underwear included (not that all gay people are flamboyant.) Stereotypes hurt people. This author does not hurt people.It is silly, somewhat adult, and just a bit sarcastic. It is satire but fact. People really do have names like Candy Cane, Martina Moron, Dick Head, Santa Claus, and Jesus Christ, many of which are all listed here in this unbook, a mere list of names with some added essays and stories, but not many. Moreover, there are municipalities in rural areas such as Lancaster County, Pennsylvania with weird and unusual names. As you know, all of this fun is called humor. It is all covered in what can be a toilet gift book. It is all up there on the toilet tank with Granny's dentures, which she never keeps in a cup. I am stunned that her teeth are not rustier than Detroit by now, but I digress.This unbook can be enjoyed by both men and women. It is for anybody with a sense of humor. It may even help somebody's parenting skills in terms of not wanting to repeat history or maybe it will inspire some creative folk to be even more original. It is just a humorous work that was inspired by years of meeting people live, online, and on the phone while working in customer service and socializing. It includes weird celebrity names, street names, business names, and the spawn of celebrity names.Important words, related wor