Forget about Denmark! There's something rotten in El Cruz! It's like Lovecraft meets 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure', with tentacle planted firmly in cheek!Find out the connection between Breakfast Burritos and 'The Esoteric Order of Xushathula'... Read the tale of El Cruz's White Lady! Maybe you'll never eat mushrooms again, not to mention hash browns? What is the secret of Largo De Cerdo? And of course, no one likes going without a cup of Strong Coffee. Just make sure to eat a box of sugary cereal; it just might help cut down on the old indigestion! Well, if you're a gourmand of the weird, or a connoisseur of the strange, pick up your fork (Hell, use your hands if you want to, I don't really care), and dig on in to Mat Fitzsimmons' debut collection, Weird Tastes from the El Cruz Seaside Diner. Not for the easily offended or faint of heart... and it sure ain't Shakespeare!