Author Description

What's the deal with this book?You own it. It's yours. How you desecrate it is completely up to you.So, what do I do with it?Seriously? I have to explain how activities books work? Have you been out of grade school that long? Look, I give you the setup for a cartoon, you get out your pencils and crayons and finish the joke. It's that simple.Wait, I'm supposed to write in this?You can set it on fire and run around Times Square naked, brandishing it like Excalibur for all I care. But, yep, it's designed for you to write in. Go nuts.Some of these seem like they might lead to something vulgar or unsavory.Well, yeah, if you do it right. You read the warning on the cover, yes? I have faith in you.Does it have to be funny?Not if you're a sad, pathetic creature with no sense of humor. Or if you're a talented, ironic creative powerhouse who can spin gripping tales of suspense and pathos from the ingredients I provide. Either way, I set 'em up, you knock 'em down!What if I mess up?Mistakes happen. You can order a replacement book at www.ronruelle.com.Really, you'll send me a free replacement?No! I did not say it was free! You really are a sad, pathetic creature with no sense of humor! Now get to work!