A mixture of a technical text, a novel, and a personal statement of God-fearing faith. CABOOSE in JAVA describes a method for rapidly developing web applications with a do-it-yourself (DIY) general-purpose and universal JAVA Enterprise Edition servlet that is compatible with Oracle's new type-II Model-View-Controller product, called Ozark. In an appendix, it describes the development of JAVA from the "little known" vantage-point of the text's author via his connection with Sun Microsystem's Director of Quality and their Director of JAVA Development, a dynamic husband and wife team. At worst, this description is a king-sized whopper of a fish tail, more than an old man's net can hold until he reaches his village. At best, it is simply another slowly evolving miracle, one of life's scintillating wonders cascading from the Beauty of a Beautiful Savior. +Ezekiel 34