Author Description

This book by a criminal mastermind who has never been caught (in fact, he has never been suspected of any of the crimes he has successfully pulled) is the standard for anyone who aspires to be a perfect criminal. "Crime is an art, and it should be approached from that perspective," writes author A. Stephen King in this explosive book that has law enforcement angrier than a cop without a doughnut. In these pages the reader will learn all that is necessary to be a successful criminal and how to live a life free of financial concerns. Oh, and just so you know, this book is for informational and entertainment purposes only. The author insists that you lead an honest life, free from all criminal influences. "And whatever you do," the author warns, "Don't grow or smoke pot because that's illegal!" Instead, he cautions, drink the booze that destroys your vital organs, and smoke the cigarettes that ruin your lungs and give you cancer because they are legal and are taxed by the government. "Be a law abiding citizen!"