From chairs to soapboxes, from designer underwear to junk mail, from the sublime to the ridiculous to Washington and beyond, here comes Mr. Rooney, whose wry wit and deft repartee have delighted thinking televiewers for nearly 20 years. Now the pundit of 60 Minutes takes on the world, the flesh, and Howard Cosell in this collection of wickedly amusing, insightful and unforgettable essays in a born-again bestseller by the man who said, "You can't ask more from something than immortality and money next week."