Do you have the Burpee hotline on speed dial? Have you told your friends you're purposely letting the dandelions grow so you can make dandelion wine, when really, you just don't feel like mowing? Have you ever been so frustrated by lawn pests that you've sprayed the woodchucks with RoundUp?When you're done digging holes, weeding plants, and mulching the flowerbed, it's time to kick up your feet, put the heating pad on your back, and crack open Longo Looks at... GARDENING. After all, if you can't laugh at the futility of spending three hundred dollars a year on a garden, only to reap twenty dollars worth of produce, then you might be taking gardening a little too seriously."I approve." - Author Stephen Lomer