Author Description

<p>Absurdist writer Jon Konrath is back with thirty pieces of flash, micro-fiction, and other post-apocalyptic weirdness. Bigger than a zine, more concentrated and complex than a novel, this new collection of bite-sized pieces is the perfect stop-gap measure between Konrath's larger works. It's also a perfect introduction to his eccentric style of random and absurd fiction. </p><p>In the same tradition as the wildly popular and now out of print zine <i>Mandatory Laxative</i>, <i>Help Me Find My Car Keys And We Can Drive Out </i> is a collection of bite-sized, gonzo, Neo-dada fiction. The author of <i>Atmospheres</i> and cult classic <i>Rumored to Exist</i> weaves a chaotic nonlinear tapestry of pop culture, heavy metal, and offensive absurdity.</p><p>In addition to the titular piece, this also includes <i>Any Religion That Promises Slaves In The Afterlife Most Likely Does Not Have Good Refreshments</i>, <i>Never Trust A Colon Cancer Self-Test Purchased At A Drug Store That Is 85% Minions Merchandise</i>, <i>Konrath Writes Too Many Stories Involving Lawn Equipment Because He Is An Idiot</i>, and <i>Untitled</i>.</p><p>This is an unorthodox and unconventional collection practically designed to confuse and offend. Like the rest of Konrath's work, it is a wild ride through the surreal and unconventional.</p>