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<p>More Humus than Human</p> <p><br></p> <p>Bizarre things are unfolding in a sleepy Cornish town right in the middle of the annual fruit and vegetable show.</p> <p><br></p> <p>What was once a fun and enjoyable affair of roots, assorted pies, and blue ribbon pickles, has rival green-fingered neighbours turning to an untested miracle fertilizer to win the coveted Rosette. But all hell is about to break loose and it's up to a team of bumbling locals to put an end to the insidious horror that threatens not just the town, but the whole world.</p> <p><br></p> <p>Can they stop the contamination before it spreads or will the vegetation prove to be un-beet-able?</p> <p><br></p> <p>You won't find any bland veggies in this book. Man-eating marrows and vicious vines are just a few of the nightmares that lurk within the idyllic countryside in this novella of cosmic horror. Weird, disturbing, and brilliantly funny.</p> <p><br></p> <p>You haven't read anything like this before.</p> <p><br></p> <p>Tim Mendees does it again, with this novella that will have you screaming in fear and laughing out loud.</p>