"From the moment Benjamin Zephaniah meets the 'kissy kissy' woman in his Chinese hotel, you know this isn't going to be orinary tourist story. Benjamin visits master Iron Breath to learn he secrets of Kungfu, but it's not going to be easy or cheap. Is he going to be ripped? Would it be better to see Fat Thumb and his Smelly Finger? Why does everyone want him to sing like Eddy Grant? One thing's for sure, it's all a lot different to home."--Back cover.