Author Description

Driving it like it was stolen and telling it like it is, one man's view on life from behind the steering wheel. A slap in the face for pc advocates everywhere, but a tickle to the enlightened. Inspired by the drudgery of commute, wage slavery, and the joys of window cleaning delerium, Colin James hilariously relates his traffic signaled, pigeon culled wisdom. Random ramblings from congested highways, coupled with occasional car-crashed flashes of brilliance. *** A collection of essays, opinionated pieces and inspirational prose. A train of thought that has left the station of reality and is clearly off the rails. *** ***Bathroom reading at its finest. Narcissistic and egotistical; a reality-television show in book form - a dose of subtle opinionated humor.*** ***A little something for the weekend! You'll read, laugh, empathise and very possibly embarass yourself in public. He personally guarantees it. *** *** "This is brilliant! My throat hurt from laughing. I called a friend, read a passage and she accused me of promoting incontinence."Eveline Horelle Dailey. Author of Lessons from the Lakeside.*** ***" James Joyce would grin politely, perhaps smile and nod." Geln Philips - Author and publisher.*** ***" Whether he's discussing the possibility of aliens abducting detritus from the interstate freeway system, or the noxious mix of pigeon droppings and their verbal equivalent, no one uses the English language to paint such unique perspectives of the human condition as Colin James. There are books you " can't put down." This is not one: I REFUSED to put it down. Spread the word: "Another Colin James!" Kris Neely - Author and Founder: West Valley Writer's Workshop.*** Colin James is also the author of the POTION PEDDLER'S ALMANAC and the I-10 BLOG.