Author Description

Sex. Violence. Love. Hate. Revenge. Reconciliation. Not since the Bible has one book packed so much into so few pages. Ok, so the Bible is really long. And dull. And the sex scenes are terrible. Don't waste your time reading the bible. Fiction. Remember: better sex scenes. E. Fleming, Noted Celebrity It made my tummy hurt. -Opus, Editor-in-Chief, Dead Dog Communications Stop picking at it. -Amanda Mae, Linguistic Specialist Although there is much to like, I can't at this time summon the enthusiasm for this project. -Various Publishers A spectacular failure. The book exists outside-of-time in an uninhabitable world that eerily resembles our own. I can only hope that our own fates will not be so gruesomely met. -Royce, Editor If I could explain this book in 250 words, I wouldn't have written it. -The Author