Author Description

I realize that anyone sufficiently intrigued by the title so as to open the cover of <i>Golf Balls Are Female</i> has probably already conjured up some ideas as to its contents. To end the suspense, I will tell you that <i>Golf Balls Are Female</i> is simply about the three greatest pleasures in a man's life-drinking, golf, and the OU-Texas football game. Unfortunately, life requires a lot of living in between these most gratifying of pursuits, so <i>Golf Balls Are Female</i> is also about public humiliation, immaturity, emotional desperation, broken engagements, deceit, stupidity, sexually transmitted diseases, cybersex, lovesick lunacy, divorce, one-night stands, heartache, and partaking of the world's oldest profession. Although there are numerous incidents that stretch to the limits of plausibility, the book is based on real life stories. In fact, bona fide concerns about personal retaliation have convinced me to actually leave out some of the more incriminating details. Some readers may find our humor irreverent, others may deem our lifestyles to border on misogynistic, both would be correct. However, those that read beyond the outrageous behavior will find that <i>Golf Balls Are Female</i> is really about friendship. Most importantly, this book answers one of modern man's most enduring questions-golf balls are definitely female!