**** Previously published in 12 installments as "Clovenhoof's Diary" ****<br/><br/>Jeremy Clovenhoof has spent the last six years living the quiet life in the suburbs after losing his job as Lord of Hell but now his semi-retirement is about to be turned upside down.<br/>His town is being over-run by dictatorial mayors and religious fanatics. He’s been accused of being an illegal immigrant (he is) and an undesirable foreigner (he is) and he faces deportation if he can’t fix things.<br/>In a year of parliamentary turmoil, mass protest and economic uncertainty, Clovenhoof has to navigate the job market, the political landscape and affairs of the heart.<br/>In the most searingly honest record of Britain today — featuring fearsome lollipop ladies, explosive art, bad parking vigilantes, kinky cosplay and the lost works of William Shakespeare — Clovenhoof’s Diary provides us with a compelling insight into a country at odds with itself and explains how we got into this current mess.<br/><br/>Probably.