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Last season's hardcover edition of Brain Droppings from legendary stand-up comic and word wizard George Carlin was a huge success -- soaring to the top of The New York Times bestseller list... and The Wall Street Journal... and Publishers Weekly... and USA Today... and the Los Angeles Times. According to Entertainment Weekly, "few funnymen are better suited for the page than Carlin, the language-obsessed cynic". And as People magazine wrote, "It's clear that Carlin's thinking is as pleasantly warped as ever".Now for the first time, Carlin has produced a calendar of 365 original one-liners from his best-selling book that is guaranteed to keep fans laughing every day of the year. From nonsensical statements such as, "Eventually there will come a time when everyone is in a band", to the ultimately profound, "It is impossible to dry one hand", readers will get an inside look into Carlin's mind (and they won't be disappointed by what they find!). A home or office must-have for Carlin fans everywhere.