Author Description

Chronicles the life and times of amateur mathematician and former stand-up comic Marissa "Moose" Minnion who, due to an allergic reaction to Brazil nuts, is in a coma. Her unfinished manuscript is found by five editors, who publish it pre-posthumously (because she's not actually dead yet). The editors disagree with each other in the footnotes as each presents their take on the life of this unknown writer who sought to codify human interactions, using formulas like the Duration of Toleration ratio, which says that the time you're with someone should never exceed the time you can stand them for (this was based upon a queasy Love Connection date).