This book includes Three Western tales,Complete with Sheriff, Hard as nails,A Lonesome Cowboy, Thief, and Horse,Conniption fits, Despair, remorse;Two broken hearts, Miss Lou-Lou, andMiss Lou-Lou's paw,A snake-oil man;A Dreadful Stranger Bustin' in,A duel that smellsAs vile as sin,At Gizzard's Grill.And for dessertA slab of lemon pie Don't hurt.