Author Description

I am an idiot! That's right, I am an honest to goodness, true blue, naive, stubborn, American made, why-me, idiot!And after reading this book, I'm sure you'll agree as to my statement. You may empathize with me, you may laugh at me, you may even agree with me, but one thing is for sure...I am an idiot!This is a humorous (sometimes serious) look into the life of a frequent dater who, now being a senior, is still trying to find that elusive "perfect" partner. But while searching, just about everything goes wrong... with almost everyone!But prior to this time, it is important to understand how, at a very young age, this author had been greatly influenced by his large Italian family and the lasting impressions it made on him. He observed couples whose relationships endured the test of time as they stayed loyal and faithful to one another. This made a lasting impression on this boy and he quickly realized that's what he wanted out of life. But this search turned out to be very elusive with many pitfalls along the way.Read how he discovered the true meaning of what cold showers were REALLY meant for the true way to play Bocce Ball...hammered on Grappa!And while trying to find that "perfect" partner, he came across a myriad of characters. Read about what really goes on at some up-scale bar scenes and online dates. Hookers, gays, women with no teeth, sex starved, power drinkers, infidelity - and that was just one person!But the author pressed on undeterred (somewhat). He even resorts into trying a Testosterone Booster that will help guide him down that (also) elusive path of: "I miei testicoli senior sono in ginocchio." Which translates to - "My senior testicles are down by my knees."Even if you are not in search of a relationship, partner, companion, or friend, you will still find this book entertaining and amusing as you read about the shenanigans of a true blue, honest to goodness, dating idiot. And if you happen to be one of the millions of souls that is looking fo