Do you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse? Are you sure? Let Javi help Ten Simple Tips For Surviving The Apocalypse is a handy guide for anyone who wants to weather the end of the world's mayhem, misery, and mutants with flair. Javi Lipschitz, survivor extraordinaire and all-around lucky bastard, lays out his game plan for making it to safety when everything you own fits on a pink Huffy bicycle. From how to pick the perfect travel companions (badasses definitely preferred) to the necessity of personal hygiene-seriously, dude, it might be an apocalypse but that's no reason not to wash your briefs-you'll get detailed ideas, personal anecdotes and, most importantly, a sense of hope that not all is lost. Most is lost, maybe. But not all. "*Apocalypse Survival Assessment quiz included*"