“Would you like lube with that?” This is what my life has been reduced down to… Asking old men if they would like WD-40 for their nether regions with their latest Naughty Nurses Volume 55 DVD from the adult store I work at. Don’t get me wrong, this is my fault. I should have packed up and moved from this small town years ago, but I got comfortable, and now, I can’t seem to break the chains this place has around me. I want something new though– something exciting. And when Reed Taylor– the too-fine-for-Earth, billionaire silver fox– walks in to make a few purchases of his own, I know I've hit the "New and Exciting" Jackpot. KA-CHING! There's only one problem... Men like him don’t go for women like me. I’m too thick, too average, and far too boring. But to my surprise, he doesn’t see me that way. With enough cash to get me out of this Podunk town and my name on his dotted line, I make a deal to get out from under my rusty detachable showerhead and under him. When all is said and done though, will “one night only” be enough?