'To be a truly successful Evil Genius requires several things: a secret lair, loyal but incompetent henchman, a large button marked 'Stop' (preferably red), and a willingness to prolong the hero's death long enough to gloat about your Master Plan. Anything less and you’re not trying hard enough, or maybe trying too hard. One of those, certainly. Wait, don't open that box…!' - Evil Genius #39, foiled again… A collection of short and flash fiction from new and established voices exploring the mind of the evil genius.