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Want to know if you've been cooking like a racist? Need tips on how to cook for an emotional eater? Want to know how to serve dinner on a naked woman's body? Curious about how making kale chips is similar to giving a hand job? Want to read a cookbook that's so offensive that it was once banned on Amazon? Then this is the cookbook for you! How to Cook Like a Racist doesn't just feed you recipes, it explains what's going on behind them, like how and why the infamous Juice Nazi -- owner of Alive Juice Bar and The Soup Nazi Kitchen -- came up with them so that you too can create your own recipes. You'll also learn how to consider the meaning of the food you cook and eat in the context of post-colonial identity politics. The first edition of this book was banned on Amazon. This second edition includes gratuitously offensive material so dumbfucking losers have a legitimate reason to ban this book.