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The Brilliantly Funny And Cringe-worthy Secret Blog Of 14-year-old Joe Cowley (wannabe Comic Artist And Self-confessed Repeller Of Girls): Sunday 1st January So Here's The Thing. I've Decided To Start Writing A Blog. A Private One. The Idea Is That It'll Help Me Sort My Life Out, Because Quite Frankly, It Can't Get Much Worse... · I Gained The Nickname Puke Skywalker After Vomiting Over Louise Bentley On The Waltzer. · I Am Subjected To Daily Wedgies By My Arch-enemy Gav James. · My So-called Best Mates Are Trying To Get Me Killed In A Bid To Win £250 On You've Been Framed. This Cannot Go On. I Have To Do Something, Or I'll End Up Like Mad Morris Down The Park Who Thinks He's Jesus. By The End Of Next Term, I'm Going To Be A Completely Different Person. At Least, That's The Theory...