Dumped! I Cannot Believe It. Am Racked By Torture And Loss! Have Wanted Tragedy In My Life For So Long But Now I've Got It, It Actually Sort Of Sucks . . . Big Time! Have Made A Plan To Deal With Post-break-up Trauma I.e. Will Not Moon About Over Exes But Will Embrace Single Life. Everything Will Be So Much Easier Without The Complications Of Love. It Will Be A Completely Simple Life And I Am Fully Committed. Starting Now! Or At Least After Breakfast . . . I'm Rachel Riley - Welcome To My So-called Life. Not Suitable For Younger Readers.