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CHESTER’S BIGGEST UPHEAVAL SCINCE THE ARRIVAL OF THE ROMANS GROWING UP IN A HOUSEHOLD WHERE HIS FATHER BEGAN GROOMING HIM FOR GOVERNMENT WHILE STILL IN A COT AND A HIPPY MOTHER PRONE TO OCCASIONAL SESSIONS OF FAUNA BONDING, QUITE POSSIBLY TURNED GARY SPAM INTO THE IDIOT THAT HE UNDOUBTEDLY IS TODAY Then there was Star Trek, a life-long obsessive, whereby his absolute indulgence gave him the ammunition to cope with his unhinged parents and life, not to mention the many other unrelated hindrances up to the present day. One September day however, the world of Star Trek came to Cheshire and ultimately, Gary. With his own brand of incidental hindrance while deploying a unique array of not so special skills, Gary joins forces with his Psychotic work colleague Woods, not to mention the British armed forces past and present, where they do their best to disrupt the plans of the Desirion’s. A conquering alien race from the vicinity of Barnard’s Star who popped by to say “Hi,” and show off a wicked array of weaponry designed to go fizz, pop and zap and end with a bang and the words “we surrender.”